Waiting for the aliens, hanging out in Roswell
I sit outside and stare at the sky
And wonder when they're coming

Waiting for the aliens, and according to statistics
A hundred guys might get a ride
Tonight it could be my turn

Beam me up, I want to be abducted tonight
Beam me up, I'm not afraid to fly that high
Beam me up, I want to be abducted tonight
And I was wondering before you take me home again

Could I fly your ship, I wanna fly your ship
Fly your ship, I wanna fly your ship

One time around the sun, one time around the moon
One time around the Earth, stars, Venus and Mars
Baby I'll be home soon

Waiting for the aliens, I've seen all the movies
I'm so prepared to go up there
I know they're gonna choose me

Waiting for the aliens, packing my possessions
When I get my place in outerspace
You can say you knew me

Beam me up, I want to be abducted tonight
Beam me up, I'm not afraid to fly that high
Beam me up, I want to be abducted tonight
And I was wondering before you take me home again

Could I fly your ship, I wanna fly your ship
Fly your ship, I wanna fly your ship

One time around the sun, one time around the moon
One time around the Earth, stars, Venus and Mars
Baby I'll be home soon

I bet they'll have alot of questions & maybe some suggestions
I bet they're gonna ask me about mans's insanity

"You've got a real nice planet here,
But you better watch your atmosphere
And you better clean your waters up, or have none for your cup"

Beam me up